Archive for October 2008
Things More Worthy of Posting Than Anything of Mine, vol. 1
“Ray Lewis is a superstar linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens. He was on the cover of Madden 2005. He’s also been indicted on murder charges. He will end you. Do you think Ray Lewis is going to come over to your apartment and sit on your couch and play Madden with you and offer you a high five and drink your Capri Sun in a spirit of friendly sportsmanship? No. You fear Ray Lewis, and that is why he’s an effective endorser.”
[Gawker]
