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Deep Reflections on Seasonality

Andrew Roush — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 22:10:47 +0000

Light coat, jacket or sweater,

November just keeps getting better and better.

…And that’s the way it was.

Andrew Roush — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:07:54 +0000

The invasion of Normandy, the invention of the evening news, the assassination of a President, a civil rights leader, the conquest of space, the fall in Vietnam, the tragedy of Watergate.

Walter was there. The best representative of my state, patron of my University and the most trusted man in America – you’ll be remembered.

5 People Who Wrecked the Legislature

Andrew Roush — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:55:06 +0000

http://www.examiner.com/x-12634-Texas-Statehouse-Examiner~y2009m6d10-5-people-who-ruined-the-Texas-legislature

Mr. President

Andrew Roush — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:59:54 +0000

It's not a cowboy hat, but it looks good, nonetheless.

Barry announced his pick of Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court today. I’m willing to bet she makes it through – her experience will play well to Americans’ on-again-off-again love affair with meritocracy.

Good luck, señora.

CATS

Andrew Roush — Mon, 04 May 2009 06:53:55 +0000

Love them or hate them?

The TIME 100 came out today. This year “influential” people, next year “influenza” people. Except we’ll all be dead. From the Mexican Plague de los Puercos. ¡Ay!

Women.

Andrew Roush — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:33:29 +0000

Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni in Strasbourg. Them’s some classy babes.

Industry Rule #4080: Record Company People are Shady

Andrew Roush — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:51:07 +0000

T-Pain, however, is crazy fly.

Pass me a G&T, hold the chav.

Andrew Roush — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:48:05 +0000

I say, old chap, sporting choice. Tally ho!

Things More Worthy of Posting Than Anything of Mine, vol. 1

Andrew Roush — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:39:10 +0000

“Ray Lewis is a superstar linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens. He was on the cover of Madden 2005. He’s also been indicted on murder charges. He will end you. Do you think Ray Lewis is going to come over to your apartment and sit on your couch and play Madden with you and offer you a high five and drink your Capri Sun in a spirit of friendly sportsmanship? No. You fear Ray Lewis, and that is why he’s an effective endorser.”

[Gawker]

Pay no attention to the subtext behind the curtain

Andrew Roush — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:45:36 +0000

Someone please call Jung to analyze today’s Quote of the Day, care of Nawaz Shareef:

“I have no vendetta,” he explained, seated in his opulent mansion near Lahore, guarded by two stuffed lions. “Though he handcuffed me, humiliated my family, tried to destroy my party, put me in a dungeon in a 500-year-old fort, put me in exile for seven years; that is all gone. I hold nothing against him personally.”

RAWR.